We do what Jeff Lynne couldn't: Tell you what the song's all about.
Who could Jo possibly be? The world may never know.
Jeff gets a jump on the NSA by wanting to know where you go, and what you do in your secret lives.
It's getting to the point where the hyperdrive coils on the ELO spaceship are hitting critical kabloo-ey levels.
Heaven only knows what the Erics will say about this song.
And EPJ's wife.
They were both in the room when he edited it.